Chest Pain Poem

The chest pain poem

Chest pain coming through the door

Chest pain chest pain, rich or poor

Chest pain after using Meth

Chest pain grieving someone’s death.

Chest pain on the ambulance

Chest pain after high school dance

Chest pain from a frightful punch

Chest pain after spicy lunch.

Chest pain from a nasty fall

Chest pain from an angry call

Chest pain after too much booze

Chest pain on relaxinig cruise.

Chest pain young and chest pain old

Chest pain fever, cough and cold

Chest pain front and chest pain back

Chest pain snorting cooked up crack

Chest pain foreign and domestic

Chest pain sad and some pathetic

Chest pain every day and night

Chest pain sometimes gives a fright.

Chest pain sometimes is quite scary

Traumatic stuff or coronary

Embolus or perforation

Aortic rip or lung infection!

Mostly though it’s not dramatic

Trumped up fears or things bombastic

Muscle strain or indigestion

Struggling with cosmic questions

Young doctors then be circumspectic

When checking patients’ pains thoracic;

Saying that it hurts quite badly

Don’t mean things are really deadly.